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{"type":"general","setup":"What's Forrest Gump's password?","punchline":"1Forrest1","id":3}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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