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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}

{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}

{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}

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